Cynicism
It's what you live off.
It's what we live off.
Capitalism
57 percent of Americans approve of it, and 41 percent don't. But that's okay, 57% of you is enough to make us rich.
For example, Right now we're gonna tell you to buy our hoodie, and you will, because you just can't control yourself.
And we're gonna be rich.
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Some Things Need To Be Said.
Things like the fact that we make killer apparel. Or the fact that we are a match made in heaven. But seriously, the time has come for you to just wear your attitude on your sleeve.
One reason for that is because we'll make money, but the other reason is you'll finally look good with that sour face of yours that your mom always says doesn't suit you.
Turns out it does suit you.
And it turns out your paying us for it.
Anti-Cheerfulism
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Sizing Chart
T-shirt Sizing:
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.52 | 24.49 | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.51 | 32.52 |
Length | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.51 | 31.50 | 32.52 | 33.50 | 34.49 | 35.51 |
Sleeve length | 7.01 | 7.48 | 7.99 | 8.39 | 8.86 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Hoodie Sizing:
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length |
33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.01 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Sleeve length for hoodies is from center back.